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Cop: "Why were you goin' 150 mph on my road, boy?"
Driver: "I left my fast car at home."
Mike Borders is one of a very few ORR drivers who has the proven record to be credible making that comment to a sheriff’s deputy 😎
I must give credit for that crack to Dave Golder, who I believe coined it years ago in a real situation. Dave, if you're reading this, be well! M